作者  dosa740612 (Dosa)                                     看板  dosa740612
 標題  Re: [難笑]
 時間  Wed Jul 29 11:00:35 2009
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 作者  yudofu (豆腐)                                          看板  Gossiping
 標題  Re: [新聞] 品德教育 教部擬融入電玩
 時間  Thu Jul 23 22:32:00 2009
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太弱了太弱了

大紀元
http://www.epochtimes.com/b5/7/8/9/n1796417.htm
大陸早就有「反腐網游」了

新華網
http://news.xinhuanet.com/lianzheng/2007-08/
01/content_6459541.htm

http://tinyurl.com/mns7h4 (縮網址)

我兩年多以前看到這個新聞,沒特別記憶下來,想說
我們的官員應該不致於腦殘到這種地步,沒想到....
這新遊戲就取名為品德戰士吧....

你突然醒了過來。

>look
你看到前方站著一位名牌寫著馬英九的人。

>ask 馬英九 about 你是馬總統嘛
這位先生搖了搖頭。

>ask 馬英九 about 您是馬先生嘛
這位先生笑著點點頭。

>ask 馬英九 about 品德
馬英九微笑著說:這問題問我就對了

>ask 馬英九 about 內捷
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。

>ask 馬英九 about 貓纜
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。

>ask 馬英九 about 聽障奧運在新竹
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。

>ask 馬英九 about 交久
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。

>ask 馬英九 about 建成圓環
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。

>ask 馬英九 about 負責
馬英九震怒地說:出問題不負責的官員我一定給予處罰!
馬英九偷偷地告訴你:葉金川
馬英九偷偷地告訴你:余文
馬英九偷偷地告訴你:陳裕彰
馬英九偷偷地告訴你:葉菊蘭

但是你聽不懂他在說什麼。


>ask 馬英九 about 不沾鍋
馬英九突然開始送你小禮物!

你被查了IP。
你被查了姓名。
你被查了工作單位。
你被查了工作地點。

你收到小禮物了。

>logout

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推 neowfish:E04 超好笑的                                           07/23 22:36
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推 boyen3:"沒有回應 就只是個馬英九"                                07/23 22:37
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推 Neno:好懷念7777跟5555 Q__Q                                      07/23 22:37
※ ntoufatman:轉錄至看板 joke                                      07/23 22:38
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推 Tuscany:XDDDDDDD                                                07/23 22:38
推 rinsoukan:你是誰派來的  品德戰士:教育部派來的!!                 07/23 22:38
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推 deshocker:有笑有推                                              07/23 22:39
→ yabition0411:超雞歪的 我笑翻了                                  07/23 22:39
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推 keepoo:XDDDDD                                                   07/23 22:39
→ nolive:get all corpse                                           07/23 22:39
→ harlemk416:可以作成動畫 or 簽名檔了  XD                         07/23 22:39
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推 yabition0411:推 Beef:f1 馬英九 給你 黑色的巧克力 XDDDD          07/23 22:46
推 Seinfeld:品德戰士XD                                             07/23 22:48
推 occupy:XD                                                       07/23 22:49
推 starbow:XDDD                                                    07/23 22:51
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推 drisskyl:XDXDXDXD                                               07/23 22:52
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推 gxp:XDDDDDDDDDD                                                 07/23 22:53
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→ LeMonT:這好笑!!                                                 07/23 22:58
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→ gdgy:>say 我是來陳情的  (你看到衛兵笑著歡迎你)                  07/23 23:14
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→ LTKfans:>ask 馬英九 about 巧克力                                07/23 23:24
推 Swashbuckler:XD                                                 07/23 23:24
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推 forevertwo:我指能說國家教育不如家庭教育,而我絕對不會讓我的小   07/23 23:28
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→ yudofu:憲兵:我沒看見什麼婦人                                   07/23 23:29
→ forevertwo:玩這款單方面遊戲.....                                07/23 23:29
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推 ANDYisME:太經典了!                                             07/23 23:50
推 painkiller:use 巧克力棒 in 馬英九                               07/23 23:54
→ painkiller:馬英九露出愉快的表情                                 07/23 23:54
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推 drunker:JEJEJE                                                  07/24 00:05
推 HuntBear:真是貼切                                               07/24 00:06
推 htc812:XDDD                                                     07/24 00:09
→ waeting:品德教育只是騙人用的當別人拿武器威脅你的時候還要有品?   07/24 00:12
→ waeting:幹你馬的你是在騙人嗎?還是要奴化你的國民?                07/24 00:12
推 mayilovehe:mud 真的很懷念  遙遠的青春阿                         07/24 00:13
推 evilsura:這篇經典......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            07/24 00:20
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推 mjnaoki:這篇超經典啦 XDDDDD                                     07/24 00:22
※ c0c0nIng:轉錄至看板 GossipPicket                                07/24 00:23
推 KidsH:太好笑了!!!!!!                                            07/24 00:25
推 Trulli:XDDDD                                                    07/24 00:25
推 stewegg:太專業了不過你少打一個問題  問馬about巧克力 碼回:好吃   07/24 00:31
推 gunden:只能推了啦!  哈哈                                       07/24 00:33
推 hotcom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   07/24 00:35
→ hotcom:內勁好強                                                 07/24 00:36
推 tzengagan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/24 00:39
推 AlexKo:堪稱一代宅的幽默                                         07/24 00:41
推 kuter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            07/24 00:42
推 Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        07/24 00:44
推 Maiar:懷念的mud 超好笑XDDDDDD                                   07/24 00:47
推 loght13:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD超經典                                    07/24 00:48
推 kmorgue:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        07/24 00:54
推 Jaicabai:XDDDDDD                                                07/24 00:54
推 starshine:XD 竟然這麼多人看得懂阿                               07/24 00:55
推 alwaysOGC:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD JOB!!!! 當初瘋了mud好久~~      07/24 00:58
→ Yie:XDD                                                         07/24 01:06
推 netman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  07/24 01:41
推 naturer:哈                                                      07/24 01:48
推 Iknow:MUD耶  好老....................                           07/24 01:48
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推 chirssu:超好笑阿!!!!                                            07/24 03:05
推 zinnia:MUD耶  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      07/24 04:15
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推 ym78305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       07/24 05:14
→ eva19452002:原po少了馬英久經典語錄,依法行政,洩洩指教          07/24 05:43
推 littlebinroy:super!                                             07/24 07:05
推 extasyvonne:好好笑XDDDDDD                                       07/24 07:13
推 sixsix666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    07/24 08:56
推 hapiness8888:蠻符合現實狀況的 還缺少"洩洩指教" XDDDD            07/24 09:40
→ Jamy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                07/24 10:04
推 lyic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/24 10:12
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推 jayhang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  07/24 11:47
推 Cosmoswalker:XD                                                 07/24 12:26
推 NormaJean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    07/24 12:29
→ proveloveyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  07/24 12:34
推 mamaka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD mud 好懷念                      07/24 16:48
推 annitinar:XD                                                    07/24 18:17
推 Abalamindo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         07/24 18:26
推 saniyan:做成動畫應該還滿好笑的XDDDDD 還有他的名言啊XD           07/24 19:18
推 roxiang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                07/24 19:25
推 How0428:幹太好笑了借轉XDDDDDDDDDDD  我再加改一點XDDDD           07/24 21:01
推 evilsura:借轉個人部落閣....太好笑了,我要永久備份!XDDD          07/24 21:42

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