作者 dosa740612 (Dosa) 看板 dosa740612
標題 Re: [難笑]
時間 Wed Jul 29 11:00:35 2009
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作者 yudofu (豆腐) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [新聞] 品德教育 教部擬融入電玩
時間 Thu Jul 23 22:32:00 2009
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太弱了太弱了
大紀元
http://www.epochtimes.com/b5/7/8/9/n1796417.htm
大陸早就有「反腐網游」了
新華網
http://news.xinhuanet.com/lianzheng/2007-08/
01/content_6459541.htm
http://tinyurl.com/mns7h4 （縮網址）
我兩年多以前看到這個新聞，沒特別記憶下來，想說
我們的官員應該不致於腦殘到這種地步，沒想到....
這新遊戲就取名為品德戰士吧....
你突然醒了過來。
>look
你看到前方站著一位名牌寫著馬英九的人。
>ask 馬英九 about 你是馬總統嘛
這位先生搖了搖頭。
>ask 馬英九 about 您是馬先生嘛
這位先生笑著點點頭。
>ask 馬英九 about 品德
馬英九微笑著說：這問題問我就對了
>ask 馬英九 about 內捷
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。
>ask 馬英九 about 貓纜
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。
>ask 馬英九 about 聽障奧運在新竹
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。
>ask 馬英九 about 交久
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。
>ask 馬英九 about 建成圓環
馬英九搖了搖頭說:我聽不懂你在說什麼。
>ask 馬英九 about 負責
馬英九震怒地說：出問題不負責的官員我一定給予處罰！
馬英九偷偷地告訴你：葉金川
馬英九偷偷地告訴你：余文
馬英九偷偷地告訴你：陳裕彰
馬英九偷偷地告訴你：葉菊蘭
但是你聽不懂他在說什麼。
>ask 馬英九 about 不沾鍋
馬英九突然開始送你小禮物！
你被查了IP。
你被查了姓名。
你被查了工作單位。
你被查了工作地點。
你收到小禮物了。
>logout
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推 ssaprevo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:32
→ marquesas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:32
→ bcw1218:這是mud嗎...XD 07/23 22:32
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→ marquesas:我朝著人群奔跑，沒想到馬英九一腳踢到我的牙齒... 07/23 22:33
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→ rinsoukan:做成線上的 發帳號給全國中小學生玩 07/23 22:34
→ NCmuhaha:不要忘了歐晉德阿 為馬扛責任的先驅者！ 07/23 22:34
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→ rinsoukan:這樣感覺還蠻有趣的... 07/23 22:34
推 imanikki:09年來了!! 來自大陸的人民一遇吐痰一遇到來 07/23 22:34
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推 boyen3:"沒有回應 就只是個馬英九" 07/23 22:37
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※ ntoufatman:轉錄至看板 joke 07/23 22:38
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推 yabition0411:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:39
推 deshocker:有笑有推 07/23 22:39
→ yabition0411:超雞歪的 我笑翻了 07/23 22:39
推 harlemk416:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:39
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→ nolive:get all corpse 07/23 22:39
→ harlemk416:可以作成動畫 or 簽名檔了 XD 07/23 22:39
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推 BlueClover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:40
→ ClickAlpha:XDDDDD 07/23 22:40
推 Joshua0128:XD... 07/23 22:41
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推 ATSEVEN:原PO太妙了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:44
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→ VV11:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:45
推 yabition0411:推 Beef:f1 馬英九 給你 黑色的巧克力 XDDDD 07/23 22:46
推 Seinfeld:品德戰士XD 07/23 22:48
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推 whalekame:突然好想玩MUD XD 07/23 22:53
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推 realion: 07/23 22:54
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推 wjv:有趣又新奇 07/23 22:57
推 Knicks:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/23 22:57
→ LeMonT:這好笑!! 07/23 22:58
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推 sfhsman:你闖總統府 憲兵擋住了你 憲兵：走開！這不是你該來的地方 07/23 23:12
→ gdgy:>say 我是來陳情的 (你看到衛兵笑著歡迎你) 07/23 23:14
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推 OR: mud~好懷念喔~XDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 07/23 23:19
→ LTKfans:>ask 馬英九 about 巧克力 07/23 23:24
推 Swashbuckler:XD 07/23 23:24
推 whalekame:give coin 憲兵 憲兵輕聲的告訴你：「才這麼點啊」 07/23 23:26
→ whalekame:憲兵嘿嘿的笑了起來 07/23 23:26
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→ yudofu:>ask 憲兵 about 婦人 07/23 23:29
→ yudofu:憲兵：我沒看見什麼婦人 07/23 23:29
→ forevertwo:玩這款單方面遊戲..... 07/23 23:29
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→ sfhsman:>kick 馬英九 >你踢了馬英九一下 馬英九表現出痛苦的表情 07/23 23:40
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→ painkiller:馬英九露出愉快的表情 07/23 23:54
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推 HuntBear:真是貼切 07/24 00:06
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→ waeting:品德教育只是騙人用的當別人拿武器威脅你的時候還要有品? 07/24 00:12
→ waeting:幹你馬的你是在騙人嗎?還是要奴化你的國民? 07/24 00:12
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推 Trulli:XDDDD 07/24 00:25
推 stewegg:太專業了不過你少打一個問題 問馬about巧克力 碼回:好吃 07/24 00:31
推 gunden:只能推了啦！ 哈哈 07/24 00:33
推 hotcom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 00:35
→ hotcom:內勁好強 07/24 00:36
推 tzengagan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 00:39
推 AlexKo:堪稱一代宅的幽默 07/24 00:41
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推 Maiar:懷念的mud 超好笑XDDDDDD 07/24 00:47
推 loght13:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD超經典 07/24 00:48
推 kmorgue:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 00:54
推 Jaicabai:XDDDDDD 07/24 00:54
推 starshine:XD 竟然這麼多人看得懂阿 07/24 00:55
推 alwaysOGC:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD JOB!!!! 當初瘋了mud好久~~ 07/24 00:58
→ Yie:XDD 07/24 01:06
推 netman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 01:41
推 naturer:哈 07/24 01:48
推 Iknow:MUD耶 好老.................... 07/24 01:48
推 demmy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 01:56
推 painttt:馬英久使出大絕招 你的國籍變更為"中國" 07/24 02:17
推 ZeusI:rw.muds.net 5555 07/24 02:28
推 TheZealot:好個MUD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 03:03
推 chirssu:超好笑阿!!!! 07/24 03:05
推 zinnia:MUD耶 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 04:15
推 lkjh2584:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 05:04
推 ym78305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 05:14
→ eva19452002:原po少了馬英久經典語錄，依法行政，洩洩指教 07/24 05:43
推 littlebinroy:super! 07/24 07:05
推 extasyvonne:好好笑XDDDDDD 07/24 07:13
推 sixsix666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 08:56
推 hapiness8888:蠻符合現實狀況的 還缺少"洩洩指教" XDDDD 07/24 09:40
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推 Cosmoswalker:XD 07/24 12:26
推 NormaJean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 12:29
→ proveloveyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 12:34
推 mamaka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD mud 好懷念 07/24 16:48
推 annitinar:XD 07/24 18:17
推 Abalamindo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 18:26
推 saniyan:做成動畫應該還滿好笑的XDDDDD 還有他的名言啊XD 07/24 19:18
推 roxiang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 19:25
推 How0428:幹太好笑了借轉XDDDDDDDDDDD 我再加改一點XDDDD 07/24 21:01
推 evilsura:借轉個人部落閣....太好笑了，我要永久備份!XDDD 07/24 21:42
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