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標題 [轉錄]Re: [轉錄][好奇] "唐伯虎點秋香"是當年十大爛片之首?
時間 Fri Nov 14 11:56:06 2008
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標 題: Re: [問卦] 有唐伯虎的八掛嗎?
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作者: scuderia (第二波團購準備中) 站內: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有唐伯虎的八掛嗎?
時間: Thu Nov 13 21:04:24 2008
推 Euler:我討厭臭屁的人 管你多有才華 ==.== 11/13 20:18
→ evadx:我是寧王的貴客！ 科科科 11/13 20:19
推 F7:大家趕快注意對對子的英文翻譯 11/13 20:19
對穿腸：圖畫裡，龍不吟虎不嘯，小小書僮可笑可笑
In the paintings, the dragons and tigers won't roar.
唐伯虎：棋盤裡，車無輪馬無疆，叫聲將軍提防提防
In the Chess, the horses and generals can't fight.
Bravo~
對穿腸：鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽
An A, a bee, a C and a D.
唐伯虎：雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝
An E, a F, a G and a H.
華太師：華安果然厲害！
Wah On! You are good in distich!
寧皇：快出對子對死他！
Raise another distich!
對穿腸：十口心思，思君思國思社稷
See a jerk standing over there.
唐伯虎：八目共賞，賞花賞月賞秋香
Hear a bastard sitting before me.
武狀元：ㄟ～好ㄟ～好ㄟ～好ㄟ～
Excellent!
對穿腸：我上等威風顯現一身虎膽！
I am hero in the battle field.
唐伯虎：你下流賤格露出半個龜頭
You are chicken in bed instead.
對穿腸：我堂堂參謀將軍，會輸給你個書僮？
I am the consultant. How can I lose this contest?
你家橫頭來種樹
Let's plant the trees together.
唐伯虎：汝家澡盆雜配魚
for the grave of your father.
對穿腸：魚肥果熟入我肚
My grandmom has prepared the supper.
唐伯虎：你老娘來親下廚
My God-father has screwed your grandma.
對穿腸：阿～～～（倒下.....噴血）
唐伯虎：對對本為消遣作樂，
Writing distich is for fun only.
今日穿腸兄居然對到嘔出幾十兩血，
But how come the distich contest can cause you to bleed?
可謂空前絕後，小弟佩服佩服！
I wonder how powerful the words are!
華太師：華安阿，這裡沒你的事了，你快出去掃你的地吧～
Wah On, you can go now. Go back to clean the floor.
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◢ ◤◥◥◥ 我曾和 DC、Montoya 和 Kimi 聊過，
● ▆ ▆ 他們都覺得在其他隊比較快樂，
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推 abian:佩服翻譯 ... 11/13 21:05
推 jackou:An A, a bee, a C and a D....... 11/13 21:06
推 kosuke:You are chicken in bed instead. XDDD 11/13 21:06
推 LoveMoon:XD push 11/13 21:06
推 kuuroro:英文好多都翻不出來，外國人看了應該不知道笑點在哪兒吧？ 11/13 21:07
推 freewash:I wonder how powerful the words are! 11/13 21:07
→ kokora:My God-father has screwed your grandma. XD 11/13 21:07
推 AlphaA7M2:英文有幾句也很機車XD 11/13 21:07
推 juanmao:這什麼鬼英文XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:08
→ freewash:Let's plant the trees together 11/13 21:08
→ freewash:for the grave of your father. 11/13 21:08
推 houting:賞花賞月賞秋香那兩句的翻譯實在是....XD 11/13 21:08
推 codcape:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:08
推 summersky20: My God-father has screwed your grandma 11/13 21:09
推 appl:你老娘來親下廚怎麼變成...... 11/13 21:10
→ sad2:My God-father has screwed your grandma 11/13 21:10
推 facecream:X的 根本就亂翻...XDDDDD 11/13 21:10
推 greatodin:翻譯有夠白爛 11/13 21:10
推 GoNow:英文翻譯超賤的 我喜歡 11/13 21:10
推 koeitsai:害我乾笑數聲 11/13 21:11
推 MRHAUNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:12
推 greatodin:外國人會覺得這些人很下流 11/13 21:13
推 realwet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....bravo 11/13 21:13
推 modseventeen: 11/13 21:14
推 mrniceguy:笑得肚子痛...下次仔細看 XD 11/13 21:16
推 fromwilda:XD 11/13 21:18
推 blackcat:以前看就很注意An A...那段,超白爛的 11/13 21:18
推 vesia:Hear a bastard sitting before me.XDDD 11/13 21:19
推 turing:國中英語有教, F, H應該用an... 11/13 21:21
推 LoveMoon:不過前面是不是有一小段沒寫到? 總記得有A for xxx的對子 11/13 21:21
推 JKY:XD 11/13 21:23
推 argentine:可以轉文嗎.. 11/13 21:23
推 gotohikaru:為什麼英文還要對XDDDDD 11/13 21:33
推 GiGiWiWi:我是男的 色魔勿擾 (= =)凸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:37
推 GenghisKhan:An a XDDDD 還我螢幕 11/13 21:40
→ kevin0733:an F, an H 11/13 21:40
推 sonywar:hip-hop 11/13 21:44
推 Hollowcorpse:靠~這英文對句超強的啊 XD screwed your grandmother 11/13 21:47
推 kawazakiz2:在翻譯的人沒笑到內傷嗎？ 11/13 21:53
推 burbun:英文也有對句耶 超好笑的阿XD 11/13 22:00
→ F7:翻譯的人很苦吧..XD 11/13 22:01
推 ting780614:就算翻出來電視也塞不下XD 11/13 22:07
推 HiroshiKen:這鬼英文有夠好笑啊 XD 11/13 22:28
推 loght13:XDDD啥鬼翻譯 11/13 22:31
推 hisb:翻譯好屌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:32
推 JohnnyWalker:翻譯好強XD 11/13 22:34
推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:36
推 ard:An A, a bee, a C and a D. 11/13 22:48
推 superbabaya:翻譯有屌到 11/13 22:51
推 JamesChang:英文對句超讚的 11/13 22:53
推 pommpomm:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:07
※ 編輯: scuderia 來自: 61.61.237.86 (11/13 23:40)
推 Arctica:It's so fuxking funny!!!! 11/14 00:06
推 duduchiau:這翻譯是什麼XDDDDDD An A, a bee, a C and a D. 11/14 00:19
→ flymyfinger:Wah On, you can go now. Go back to clean the floor 11/14 00:22
推 GenghisKhan: m 這篇啦 11/14 00:29
推 Rhymer:翻譯真的滿強的 11/14 01:34
推 ritandy:My God-father has screwed your grandma. XDDD 11/14 01:42
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